She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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