His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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