if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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