No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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