can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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