Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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