When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
porn star boner night. come get it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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