i would punch a child for taco bell
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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