Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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