Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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