Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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