They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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