NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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