She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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