Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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