How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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