I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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