i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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