Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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