Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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