we're blogging at a bar
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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