what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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