dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fuck me I smell like cheese
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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