one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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