remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think my moral compass just broke
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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