True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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