I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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