that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
His nipple licking is glorious
Shame is for Republicans.
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