By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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