Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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