Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I FOUND THE LEGS
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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