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Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.

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(254): Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social. http://tfl.nu/292p

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I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.

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(845): I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred. http://tfl.nu/ocgs

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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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(760): my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg... http://tfl.nu/gr75

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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.

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So glad I found your sister.

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(240): There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find. (443): So glad I found your sister. http://tfl.nu/p3yp

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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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(402): as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy. http://tfl.nu/byhd

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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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(604): I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked... http://tfl.nu/ab3l

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.

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(303): I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it. http://tfl.nu/jr23

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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?

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(512): Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits? http://tfl.nu/6yhs

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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?

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(310): I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me? http://tfl.nu/lgs0

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(515): View more from Iowa

Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time

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(515): Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time http://tfl.nu/sgzo

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Mom said you looked used

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(910): Mom said you looked used http://tfl.nu/mdwd

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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.

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(609): Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style. http://tfl.nu/0udf

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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening

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(321): I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening http://tfl.nu/wlci

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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.

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(714): Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer. http://tfl.nu/wp0z

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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now

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(215): Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now http://tfl.nu/6dgv

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