I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We got so high we made milksteak
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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