Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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