I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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