Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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