dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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