called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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