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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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