Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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