All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I bet he comes in French.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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