you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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