So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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