Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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