i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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