He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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