I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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