I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
did i walk over a car last night?
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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