did you get engaged???
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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