Can i not drive my cunt home
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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